A tribute to office legends and paper pushers everywhere. This Defender comes decked out in a Dunder Mifflin paper box, but don’t be fooled — the real magic’s underneath. Pop off the magnetic paper pack to reveal the iconic World’s Best Boss mug in hand. For fans of mid-range management, passive-aggressive memos, and golf with a side of sarcasm.

Straight outta New Jersey and not to be messed with. This heavy-hitter comes armed with a removable piece — and no, it’s not prosciutt’ — it’s a full-on pistol ball marker, because some greens need protecting with authority. Inspired by mob movie legends and Sunday gravy, The Gabagool is all attitude, all swagger, and all Jersey. Fuggedabout missing this one.

Wassssssap. This creepy caller’s got jokes — and a bloody blade to back ‘em up. With a removable knife ball marker and a face that screams don’t answer that, this Defender brings slasher flick chaos straight to the course. It’s spooky, it’s silly, and it slices through turf like a horror movie sequel: unnecessarily sharp.

Take a sip, take a breath… you’re in your happy place now. Inspired by one of the most iconic day-dreams of all time, this Divot Defender features a removable ball marker disguised as a vintage can — and a whole lotta 90s nostalgia underneath. Ice cold, unapologetically bold, and just the right amount of unhinged.

Huge divots. The best divots. Nobody fixes divots like this guy. This Defender comes with a removable red cap ball marker and hands that mean business — or whatever you want them to mean. Love him or hate him, The Don is loud, proud, and impossible to ignore. Believe us, everyone’s talking about it.

Half politician, half action figure, all fired up. This battle-scarred Defender is mid-rant, mid-revolution, and mid-fairway. Whether he’s fighting the system, the media, or just trying to get a free drop, The Fight is pure chaos with a clenched fist and a face full of fury. Warning: may cause heated debates at the tee box.